Me: My interview for that other position is at 9am tomorrow. FYI.
Supervisor: Would you like some interview tips?
Me: Absolutely. I do.
Supervisor: Well, you can just saunter in around 9:10 or 9:15.
Me: Is that so?
Supervisor: Just let them know you were busy checking your Facebook.
Me: This is good advice. I should write this down.
Supervisor: Are you nervous?
Me: No. I am not.
Supervisor: Well, just in case, take a bottle of rum with you. Put it on the table.
Me: Just set it right there on the table, huh?
Supervisor: Oh yeah. That way when the nerves hit you can take a swig right out of the bottle.
Me: Mmmm hmm. Go on.
Supervisor: Chewing gum and blowing bubbles always impresses.
Me: Sure. I’ll practice that tonight.
Supervisor: If they ask you a question you don’t have an answer for, just refuse to answer.
Me: That’s an interesting strategy.
Supervisor: You can also just throw your hands in the air and plead the fifth.
Me: Ok. Well. Thank you for all of that.
Supervisor: Let me know how it goes.